Miss Imperial is now a done deal.
Here are the entries
you might have missed over the past year.
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05 January 2007

"Don't want no Cap'n Crunch!"

Curley Cottage, Kingston, ON, 02-Jul-06

"Don't want no Raisin Bran!"

PF brought home some Cool Ranch Doritos this evening and we partied like it was 1989. What is it about this flavour of snack chip that makes it seem like such a relic? I know that people still eat these things -- I have seen them do so WITH MY OWN EYES -- yet I never consider picking up a bag when I'm at the grocery store. I don't even think my brain registers its presence on the shelf. In fact, when I saw the bag of Cool Ranch on the kitchen counter, I wondered for a moment where PF found it. In a time machine?

Nevertheless, once that bag of yellow triangles was open, it was over. I guess you just can't deny the power of fried corn.

TRACK LISTING: "Weird Al" Yankovic, "Eat It"


KKP said...

Is that a photo of some faijtas that was made at C&A's cottage? Just wondering... KKP

Miss Imperial said...

It is! Good eye, KKP!

SBP said...

Cool ranch Doritos are disgusting. Give me ZESTY CHEESE!

Simon Thibault said...

i used to live for those chips when i wozza a kid. my mom hated the smell, and i would always buy them on long car trips.

the shit i put that woman through...