"I am not naturally evil!"

"Such things I do
just to make myself
more attractive to you!
Have I failed?"

Things I saw today on Gawker:

Another douche keeps on keeping on.

Seriously? This guy is still around? I thought he promptly disappeared after numerous critics outed him as a self-involved, attention-seeking hack.

TRACK LISTING: Morrissey, "The Last of the Famous International Playboys"

[NOTE: This is one of my favourite Morrissey songs, if not THE favourite, and certainly one of my favourite songs of all time, so I was a bit reluctant to use it in association with a post about some jerk.]