"Trying to jack the lad."

"You'd think he'd had enough."

As much as I love Jim Halpert (and as much as I love JK, who is brilliant in the role, and also oddly handsome), in my heart I suspect that if I actually knew Jim in real life, I'd think he was a total douche.

Sigh.

TRACK LISTING: Elvis Costello & The Attractions, "The Imposter"