"All I do is check the screen."

"I know you're out there!"

Things I saw online today:

Someone has clearly hacked poor Britney Jean's web site.

(Seriously, if this is real, it's as unbelievable as that damned gay bomb.)

Land sakes! Everything seems like a joke these days, doesn't it?

TRACK LISTING: Britney Spears, "E-Mail My Heart"