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02 December 2006

"Sticky, trashy, fast food slave!"

Delivery Dinner, Toronto, ON, 24-Nov-06

"Blame it on the food, yeah,
you know it's bad!"

This afternoon, I consumed:

I think my body hates me right now.

TRACK LISTING: X-Ray Spex, "Junk Food Junkie"


Ben Patrick said...

You're my hero!

Miss Imperial said...

No way, dude! My list of food is just appetizers for you, am I right?

Anonymous said...

you list "chipotle mayo" as if you consumed it by itself, perhaps with a spoon. i find that very upsetting, frankly.

Miss Imperial said...

Don't forget the cocktail sauce!

God, just thinking of consuming mayonnaise, in any flavour, on its own, is making me gag.

Anonymous said...

I once ate 7 heaping tablespoons of horseradish. A coworker was boasting about his 'radish tolerance so we decided to put him to the test.
I was expecting authentic horseradish, but this guy pulls out Kraft brand wussy horseradish that's watered down with mayo.
Needless to say, I won the bet but I was ALLL kinds of sick that afternoon.
Just another day at the office...