"Sticky, trashy, fast food slave!"
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"Blame it on the food, yeah,
you know it's bad!"
This afternoon, I consumed:
A deep-fried crab cake; flash-fried breaded calamari rings; chicken fingers; plum sauce; chipotle mayonnaise; cocktail sauce; nachos with cheese and sour cream and guacamole; a soda pop to wash it down.
I think my body hates me right now.
TRACK LISTING: X-Ray Spex, "Junk Food Junkie"
5 comments:
You're my hero!
No way, dude! My list of food is just appetizers for you, am I right?
you list "chipotle mayo" as if you consumed it by itself, perhaps with a spoon. i find that very upsetting, frankly.
Don't forget the cocktail sauce!
God, just thinking of consuming mayonnaise, in any flavour, on its own, is making me gag.
I once ate 7 heaping tablespoons of horseradish. A coworker was boasting about his 'radish tolerance so we decided to put him to the test.
I was expecting authentic horseradish, but this guy pulls out Kraft brand wussy horseradish that's watered down with mayo.
Needless to say, I won the bet but I was ALLL kinds of sick that afternoon.
Just another day at the office...
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